If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
thought it said “i went to sleep for 2 years”. like dayum son, how’d you manage that. please teach me your ways.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago