If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

thought it said “i went to sleep for 2 years”. like dayum son, how’d you manage that. please teach me your ways.

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phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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